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Post  The Crippled Intern 19th May 2011, 7:55 am

The Center for Disease Control has released a thing warning people to prepare for the possibility of a zombie apocalypse. The CDC says "Prepare for the zombie apocalypse." 2231792857

CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'

Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?

That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.

"First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house," the posting continues. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)."

Other items to be stashed in such a kit include medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first aid supplies.

"Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan," the posting continues. "This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake or other emergency."

The idea behind the campaign stemmed from concerns of radiation fears following the earthquake and tsunami that rocked Japan in March. CDC spokesman Dave Daigle told FoxNews.com that someone had asked CDC officials if zombies would be a concern due to radiation fears in Japan and traffic spiked following that mention.

"It's kind of a tongue-in-cheek campaign," Daigle said Wednesday. "We were talking about hurricane preparedness and someone bemoaned that we kept putting out the same messages."

While metrics for the post are not yet available, Daigle said it has become the most popular CDC blog entry in just two days.

"People are so tuned into zombies," he said. "People are really dialed in on zombies. The idea is we're reaching an audience or a segment we'd never reach with typical messages."

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Post  prof_memes 19th May 2011, 1:20 pm

They act like it couldn't happen here. ^^; There are entire universes overrun with this plague. In saying that, I don't mean just Earth. There are some cosmic beings near the M6xx region of the multiverse that were actively hopping through the Void to infect other worlds and neighboring universes. <_<; Of course, there is the so-called "Dead Universe", where even Cybertron has been overrun. How that works, I'm not sure yet, but I hear it has to do with the "Blood of Unicron". o.o;

Still, don't assume it couldn't happen!
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Post  Tiffany 19th May 2011, 8:42 pm

So, i'm a math major. I recently went to a Mathmatical Educators conference. There was a statistical talk about this very subject! It was basically just looking at different numbers. Like, if there was a mandatory quatantine, everyone would die...eventually. If there was a voluntary one, about 200-300 people out of a population of 50,000 would survive. and in large cities like New York, no matter what kind of quarantine, everyone would die. Lol. it was a pretty fantastic talk!

It used a nonresistant mutated form of the rabies virus. Turned people into flesh eating monsters. quite fantastic!
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Post  The Crippled Intern 19th May 2011, 11:05 pm

My theory about the zombie apocalypse is that it'll be a mutated strain of mad cow disease that gets us.
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Post  prof_memes 20th May 2011, 1:05 am

Tiffany, that would probably be an interesting math-bio talk, though the study of the Z-effect may not fall nicely into the usual susceptible/infected model. They used a model based on the rabies virus, but if the cause of the zombism is ethereal in nature (e.g. "no more room in Hell"), the infected rate would likely sky-rocket from suicides and homicides, not to mention natural death. I would propose different models, depending on the cause of the infection and possible treatments.

Ah, biology. The study of sex and death. ^_^;

And, you say you're a math major? What're your interests in the field? ^^v
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Post  Tiffany 20th May 2011, 1:40 am

I plan on teaching. Secondary Ed. for now, but i want to strive for a PHD and be a professor. I definitely want my Masters. but all that is SO far away! :(
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Post  The Crippled Intern 20th May 2011, 2:49 am

Memes got there with style. You can too, Tiffany!
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Post  Tiffany 20th May 2011, 11:22 pm

AW! thanksies Intern! I'm loving the support!
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